You Know You Are A Wheat Farmer's Wife When...

You know you are a wheat farmer's wife when.....

• being home early means 6 pm
• you do laundry you get horrendous allergies
• having lunch with your husband means you have to take the car to the car wash afterwards
• you find chaff in your bed!!!!
• your tennis shoes are out, not because you exercise, but because you need them to walk through the stubble
• you put your baby in the tub and there is chaff floating in there with her
• your baby and your husband have to have all the merchandise of the kind of TRACTOR he drives!!
• you're cleaning the entry way and find wheat kernels
• you find chaff in your babies car seat
• you are afraid to do his laundry with your babies laundry
• you can actually comprehend what bushels per acre mean
• you know how long 150 acres takes to drill, harrow, dig, or harvest
• harvest/planting = being widowed for a few months
• it's a crime to use white flour instead of whole wheat flour
• your husband wants to name your baby after the kind of tractor he drives, and actually succeeds in getting his way
• the only time during harvest you get to spend with your husband is in the combine
• you can tell the difference between wheat and barley
• the town you live in is so small you have to drive an hour to go out to eat
• your husband isn't allowed to shower in the "nice" bathroom after work
• getting a truck is not a want, it is a need